So we had a big storm on Friday night and luckily, did not lose power. Unfortunately, we lost power at 4pm on Saturday, about 14 hours after the storm had passed. Ugh. I probably shouldn't have gloated about my A/C to all of those homeless people I passed by yesterday. Stupid karma. Anyway, power came on in the middle of last night after some very hot laying in bed. And not the good kind.
I think my son is trying to take a shit right here next to me on the couch. Rude little bastard, isn't he? One day when he's older and can appreciate it I'll pay him back by taking a shit right next to him on the couch and see how he likes it. 0i-o-i-o-0iikppokpkjjjjjjjjjomp=[-----------------------------------------------------------kljiuikm
I just went to heat up a bottle, and when I came back, something (or someone?) had typed all of those weird letters and symbols. Hmmm. Sam's first blog post? Poltergeist?
I went for a run this morning, as I have found that running seems to help the lung condition that I was experiencing (the one where my lungs don't seem to actually move air), and I haven't had to use my inhaler since I started running regularly again. Hopefully that will keep me running regularly and help get rid of my belly, which is comprised mostly of turkey sandwiches cooked in butter, IBC Cream Soda, and chocolate chunk cookies. Anyway, since I got back from my run, I have been sitting on the couch and now the couch is sweaty. Don't worry, we've been planning on laundering the couch cover anyway.
Jeannie and I like being parents so far.
Today, we actually have a house project! We're going to try and put up a door and jamb on our rear (guest) bedroom. So the next time you and your significant other come to visit, you can have sex! Unless you're not married, in which case your romantic activity will be limited to heavy petting. Either way, it'll be nice to have a door.
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