Monday, April 03, 2006

Absolutely Disgusting.

Today I was in the restroom at the B&N going pee (or as Henry Steinmetz says, "piss") and in one of the stalls someone was making the loudest and most stereotypical public shitting/farting noises I've ever heard. It almost seemed like it was a dubbed sound effect. If you type "poop sounds" into a search engine, you will come up with results that include MP3 files that sound like what I heard today. For a minute I thought I might be on some sort of candid camera show, but then I realized that there are probably legal issues with staging a candid camera show in a public restroom.

What a beautiful weekend it was. Glad I got to spend some quality time outdoors in the sun with my ladyfriend.