When ze Cat is Away...

While Jeannie was away at a strawbale building workshop for most of the weekend, here's what I did, in chronological order:

1. took off my pants.

2. took lots of drugs.

3. hired 7 prostitutes of various races, genders, and ages.

4. put on my rubber gloves.

5. ME AND THE PROSTITUTES FINISHED PUTTIN' MY MUTHAF***IN' PUZZLE TOGETHA! BOOYAH!