While Jeannie was away at a strawbale building workshop for most of the weekend, here's what I did, in chronological order:
1. took off my pants.
2. took lots of drugs.
3. hired 7 prostitutes of various races, genders, and ages.
4. put on my rubber gloves.
5. ME AND THE PROSTITUTES FINISHED PUTTIN' MY MUTHAF***IN' PUZZLE TOGETHA! BOOYAH!