Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Never Tear Us Apart

Today the new lead singer of INXS came into the music dept. at the B&N. My boss asked me, "isn't that the new lead singer of INXS?" and I didn't have any idea if it was or not so I went up and asked him if he was the new lead singer of INXS. He said, "Some days." We then exchanged pleasantries. Apparently his name is Jason. I didn't have any of my cd's with me, so I couldn't offer him one. He was with an Australian woman whose credit card was declined. I guess the coffers at team INXS are running a bit low these days. But then again, who can tell me the name of the latest INXS album? Exactly.

I'm off tomorrow, which is nice, and I have no plans, which is nice. Maybe do some laundry. Maybe try and fart around on some music if the neighbors aren't around. What I really need to do is give myself a damned haircut. It always made me laugh when I was a kid getting my hair cut and bald guys came into the barber shop looking to get a haircut, but now I understand. Sad.

I had a dream last night that I took a crap in the shower. And it became big news. They wanted to put me on some TV show about it.

My knees have been bothering me, and I must have slept on my neck funny because my neck/back's been hurting, too. I can't believe that I have to live with this body for another 95 years.

Today was Jeannie's last day working at the B&N, which can only mean one thing: she's not cool anymore.