"Don't be shame by reason of of your jang length" (sic)

I love the subject lines of the spams I get. That one was from Dr. Alberto Gilmore.

Is it better to give than to receive?

The receiving manager job at the B&N is going to be opening up again. I'm considering applying for it, just to shake things up a little bit. Plus, then I could hire back BJ when he moves back to Baltimore...