Earliness

Well,, here it is still morning-time and already two interesting things have happened. The first is that I realized that my new favorite word (and the one I have been using most often recently) is 'seriously.' A truly great word, especially great if used to punctuate every sentence. Seriously.

The second interesting thing is that Jeannie and I were sitting on the couch a few minutes ago, and I was kinda lounging about and had my legs and feet stretched across her, and she yanked on a leg hair that happened to be sticking through my sock. I said something to the effect of, "Ouch, that hurt." Then she said, and this is the funny part, "Oh, I didn't know that was one of your hairs, I thought you had a rabbit hair stuck on your sock." Needless to say, we don't have any rabbits, nor do I usually come into contact with rabbits before 10 o'clock in the morning, but that's what she said. Seriously.

I have bad gas today. It hurts and stinks. The worst kind. Seriously.