I've been known to have some strange dreams. But the dream I had the other night may take the cake. And it's pretty stunning in its simplicity. Here goes:
I dreamed that Britney Spears was going to be performing a concert. And in the concert, she was going to be wearing a big prosthetic dick. And her people hired me to teach her how to shake her big prosthetic dick.
That's it. Pretty simple. But pretty damned weird.
Other news: It's looking like the Alaska trip is going to happen. And happen soon, at that. J-Dog and I are looking to get the week after March 19th off work and fly on up to hang with Sean and Cole. And I'm gonna stay a few days longer than the Jeanners so Sean and I can work on some more recording. I'm pretty damned excited.
Hmmmm. Beej may be here for a whirlwind trip this weekend. Or, more specifically, Saturday. He'll be in town for about a day to come see the show and then jet off. So, I shall attempt to hang with him for as long as possible during that day.
2 comments:
OK, dickcheese. When is fake thanksgiving going to happen?
js
Please excuse my wife's discourteous post. We are naturally very excited for fake thanksgiving to happen; however, we're trying to avoid the use of coercive tactics.
Also, she calls everybody dickcheese. Please don't take any personal offense.
-brad
ps. ok. let's not beat around the bush. the real reason she's upset is that Britney Spears didn't ask her to be the official dick-shaking trainer first. sure, she probably would have declined, but it would have been nice to be asked.
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